(Source: ruinedchildhood, via confirmance)

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

Actual tears

(Source: , via cumbersomecumberbatch)

(via confirmance)

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic, via cumbersomecumberbatch)

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

(via kanyewesticle)

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

(Source: goldenerschnitt, via cumbersomecumberbatch)

Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you

— 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

(via kanyewesticle)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via cumbersomecumberbatch)

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